errrrr... style peeves

If New York is supposed to be the fashion capitol of the US then why are adults wearing animal hats?  I swear I saw 20 grown ass people wearing these ridiculous accessories on my way to work this morning. Whether it be a lion, a panda, or a koala hat, if you are over 15- please don't wear these. I'm begging, not only do you look absurd but completely infantile.  Oh yes, mohawks are also intolerable.  Please see some perfectly appropriate cold weather hat styles for those over the age of 16.  Thank you and your very welcome.

1.  Curved Felt Pork Pie Hat  topshop.com

2.  Wool and the Gang Snood Dogg DIY wool scarf kit  net-a-porter.com

3.  Throw On And Go Scarf  modcloth.com

4.  Madewell Barbour® Stanhope Trapper Hat  madewell.com

5.  Eugenia Kim Leopard Hat  intermixonline.com

6.  INVERNI Fox Beige Cashmere beanie  pret-a-beaute.com

7.  ANTONIO MARRAS wool beanie hat  farfetch.com

8.  Floppy Brim Fedora  rag-bone.com

9.  Marc by Marc Jacobs Uma ribbed wool snood  net-a-porter.com

10.  Rabens Saloner Laguna Knit hat  youheshe.com

You know I am only trying to help :)
Stay warm out there and enjoy your weekend!!